Reviving my memes from 2020

Dear Grocery Girl

When Covid-19 was raw

Photo by sydney Rae on Unsplash

Dear Grocery Girl,

Just to be clear, I am stalking you. I’ve had my eye on you since you grabbed the last mini-cart in the parking lot.

Your mask dangles over your ear like some forgotten bra on the clothesline, left out in the rain. You have lipstick on. Lipstick! Who has…